AIRSOFT 101

1. Listen to kids go on and on for about a week about how they want to go airsofting on Saturday.
2. Listen to kids make plans with 5 other kids to go airsofting on Saturday.
3. Listen to kids talk for the entire week about how much they could save if they just bought all of their gear at the pro shop on Saturday.
4. Explain to the kids, for about a week, that the pro shop has elevated prices and if they buy their gear there, they'll be ripped off on Saturday.
5. Talk to moms about picking up their kids to take them airsofting on Saturday.
6. Listen to kids ask if there is any way we can squeeze more kids into the car on Saturday.
7. Explain to the kids that we would have to strap people to the roof and the mirrors if we brought any more kids with us on Saturday.
8.  Double check the free-play times for airsofting on Saturday.
9. Tell kids to go to bed before 2am because they have to get up early on Saturday.
10.  Wake the kids up on Saturday.
11. Follow them around like a crazed raccoon trying to get them out the door for airsofting on Saturday.
12. Pick up friends on Saturday.
13. Arrive at the airsoft place on Saturday.
14.  Find out they changed the times for free play that Saturday.
15.  Get gouged out of $40 more dollars so kids can join current free play time on Saturday.
16.  Wait in the car for 4 hours writing this ridiculous post, on Saturday.
17.  Surf the web for airsoft gear on Saturday.
18. Repeat steps 1-16 next Saturday.
19. Make a point that I know airsofting isn't really a verb, even on Saturday.